The Hypochondriac's Guide to the Zodiac Sign

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Cancers, known for sensitivity, may imagine illness due to their overactive nature. They fret about health, seeking doctors for minor issues. They care deeply for others, even making soup, but fear catching their friend's sickness.

Cancer

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Pisces, highly empathetic, absorb others' emotions and even illnesses. Compassion can lead to mistaken sickness, as they take on burdens. Living with a constant sense of mystery illness, spending hours trying to find issues that aren't there.

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Sagittarians overthink, worrying excessively about health, becoming paranoid. Paradoxically reckless, they avoid seeking medical help when needed—creating an unhealthy mix of traits.

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Capricorns fear being sick despite being fine. Reluctant to disrupt work, they self-diagnose privately, worsening symptoms. Silent suffering and excessive self-expectations can lead to more sick days.

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Intense Scorpios, secretive and suspicious, obsess over wellness. Hidden complaints and hints reveal their discomfort, often linking symptoms to sinister causes, seeking to uncover who might be at fault.

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Detail-focused Virgos research any symptom, often fearing rare illnesses. Even reassured by doctors, they persist in self-diagnosing. Their concern extends to loved ones, pushing them to seek medical help for minor issues.

Virgo

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